Scamming the Scammers #6: The Big Reveal!

Ok, so I’m quite confused as to what these people actually want. I decided to just keep making this as ridiculous as possible. This time, we’ve exposed the truth to the scammers, hoping that they might do the same….

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Scammers:

Hello Tyrian,

Greetings from Kindle Direct Publishing. This is Azara – a Senior Support Specialist here at KDP.

In your email you state that this (christianreeve93@gmail.com) is the account where your title has been published and where royalties are being accrued. However, when searching our systems, I was not able to locate any account under this email address.

I then also searched our systems by your name Tyrian Williamson, which rendered no results as well. For this reason, we have been requesting that you resend your inquiry from the email address associated with your KDP account.

For us to better assist you, are you able to provide an ASIN for your title? Or any other information that could help us locate your account?

I’m so sorry for the trouble this has caused and sincerely appreciate your time and assistance in this matter.

Regards,

Azara A.
Kindle Direct Publishing
http://kdp.amazon.com

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My Response:

To Azara, Shiv, Ganesh M, Azar A, Athens R, Chunky and Waseem.

It would seem at this point that I could send you anything and you would

only read and respond to 5% of it.

Alas,tis true. Tyrian is my writing name. The account you seek 

does exist, though I have not published anything under it.

Yes, I am exposing myself. But since we’re getting everything out in the open,

why don’t you tell me who you really are? Because I know for a fact that I am not corresponding with Amazon, for they would know that I have not published anything, and would have my records and be able to successfully locate my email.

Additionally, they would know that I did not express any interest in ‘making my content available’ in Singapore.

So, who are you guys then?

Regards,

Big T

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